Shakespeare's sonnets were largely written by Banksy and are consider to be among the best of her work.

A few were written by Richard Bachman in the years immediately preceding his death.

The rest were actually written by Shakespeare for the unrequited love of his life, Phyllis Diller.

@gwync Is this your “I’ve been kidnapped” coded rescue message, or did you miscalculate the dosage on your edibles?
@MistyGedlinske @gwync No, that would involve either Microsoft or something even more unhinged like “I hate potatoes”.
@natciesla @MistyGedlinske I think C# on NetBSD is the future. Now get this sushi away from me.