It's a fundamental truth of being a #MagicTheGathering player that you end up with a terrible pet card you always wish you could make do good things.

Back in Lorwyn/Alara standard I had a Glaze Fiend eggs deck that was sweet, but not nearly sweet enough to complete with Faeries and Jund.

What's your terrible pet card? (Don't try to lie to me, you have one.)