It's a fundamental truth of being a #MagicTheGathering player that you end up with a terrible pet card you always wish you could make do good things.

Back in Lorwyn/Alara standard I had a Glaze Fiend eggs deck that was sweet, but not nearly sweet enough to complete with Faeries and Jund.

What's your terrible pet card? (Don't try to lie to me, you have one.)

@Fruan I am forever reading spoilers for the day I finally turbo-break Land Equilibrium.
@justindz Oh wow. I don't think I've ever seen that card before. Legends was wild.
@Fruan One of my earlier decks was a prison deck with Land Equilibrium, Armageddon, Disenchants for opposing mana artifacts, and I won by decking opponents while keeping myself from decking by skipping draw steps with Island Sanctuary.
@Fruan My other dark tech was forcing the opponent to kill their own creatures with Nova Pentacle, since I didn't have any legal targets of my own. It worked maybe 35% of the time, but I loved it.