Current status

Well dang. This toot really hit a nerve

In better news, I'm actually now back to a single monitor for the foreseeable future. Finished this gig and handed back all the equipment they sent me

@cypnk There's a purpose to xeyes. Why is this ancient wisdom lost in the present?
@mdhughes @cypnk
Thank you for mentioning xeyes, I had completely forgotten about it after all these years. I’m off to install it on my Unix and windows machines.
@dokuja @cypnk I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems but a shitty windowing system ain't one.
@cypnk Enlighten me.
@jurjen1973 The secret of life is mastering the single monitor first
@cypnk This is why my cursor is extra big and pink. 😁
@araucana @cypnk yep! Though also my work Mac has a useful accessibility thing where if you shake the mouse it makes the pointer really big for a few seconds.
@Emily_S @araucana Every OS should have this feature
@cypnk @araucana yep. I discovered it on my first day using it by accident and have used it so many times since. (I've been working there a month)
@cypnk @Emily_S @araucana Windows and most (I think) flavours of Linux have an option to identify where the mouse is when tapping the CTRL key

@Emily_S @araucana @cypnk

Plasma (KDE) draw moving rings around the cursor with Alt+Strg+mouse movement
(Maybe it’s off by default? No idea.)

@araucana @cypnk and my wallet and my coffee thermos and the gaffers tape I use to mark all my tools.
@cypnk I feel seen...
@dgdillman Currently on my laptop because I realized I'm too tired for more than one screen right now
@cypnk On Windows can enable press cntrl to do a sonar ping on mouse pointer. It is in the advanced mouse settings, probably also under accessibility.
@cypnk Colleague during screen sharing: "LOL, why is your cursor ridiculously big?"
@Wabbit Modern problems require modern solutions 

@cypnk @lisamelton whenever I lose the cursor, wiggling the mouse makes it grow. I call it the Viagra effect.

*may be a Mac OS thing, I rarely touch Windows.

@cypnk If I could, I'd add a 🤣​ reaction to this.
@cypnk that’s so true. The shaking of the mouse then swiping of the mousepad to make sure it’s not just the mouse not working .
@cypnk modern macOS when you shake the mouse too aggressively
@cypnk This wins the Internet today. Thank you 😀
@cypnk yep, this is part of why I am resolutely single-monitor.
@jaymcgavren Switched to the laptop when I knew I was too tired for more than one screen
@cypnk I feel this with Emacs. I got started with that at an age when I shouldn't have. Those key sequences demand precision and if I'm exhausted from a few hours of pair programming, I don't have that precision. It's like the editor starts behaving randomly but it's just me hitting the wrong keys. (And of course I'm doing this in front of a pair, which is not good.)
@cypnk I think Phil Schiller mentioned the feature at a WWDC when magnifying the pointer with shaking was introduced and the room erupted in applause!
@cypnk and the placement of the monitors in the OS is *always* the other way around as they actually are placed...
@40eridani I'm oddly looking forward to VR to some extent only for dropping all this monitor stuff. At least that way, left is left, right is right
@cypnk have 3 displays but using this cursor. 🙂

@cypnk I have 5 monitors (6 if you include my Cintiq) which makes things extra fun.

I enabled the "tap Ctrl to highlight cursor" accessibility option and set the cursor colour to inverted. makes a heck of a difference.

@gsuberland Ooh, that's something I haven't tried (also have a tablet and it's maddening). Thanks for the suggestion
@cypnk if you're on windows, install powertoys and enable double click ctrl to show mouse
@cypnk This is partially why I have pointer warp set to workspace changes in sway, so just selecting another workspace/display will put the pointer in the middle.
@cypnk I love(/s) the times where I'm wildly flailing the cursor and *still* can't see it
@cypnk every day... 😂
Shake that mouse 🐁
@cypnk @seriouslyfab Du coup j'ai décidé de tenter l'option Windows pour activer un cercle autour de la souris lors d'un clic sur CTRL.
Sur le PC pro et perso.
Ca ne le fait pas lorsqu'on garde le CTRL enfoncé pour un raccourci clavier par exemple donc pour ma très courte expérience jusqu'ici je suis convaincu !
@cypnk oh I know this feel, back when I had 2x 2160p... :')
@cypnk if you are on windows, I can highly recommend PowerToys Mouse Utilities’ “find my mouse”
@cypnk @Strit
More often than not, I'm looking at the wrong computer. 😂

@cypnk

*grabs mouse, shakes it manically back-and-forth* Aha! Found you!