What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

https://lemmy.ca/post/1425047

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? - Lemmy.ca

The can opener was invented 30 years after the can.

Well, wouldn’t it be weird if it was the other way around?

“Yooo, check this out, I made a new invention, it’s called a can opener!”
What does it do?
“idk”

Surely you understand that the remarkable part is the duration between the inventions, not the chronological order.
Crazy amount of not understanding jokes in this thread.