What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

https://lemmy.ca/post/1425047

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? - Lemmy.ca

The can opener was invented 30 years after the can.

Well, wouldn’t it be weird if it was the other way around?

“Yooo, check this out, I made a new invention, it’s called a can opener!”
What does it do?
“idk”

I mean i can invent a time machine opener right now.
It’s called a screwdriver
Surely you understand that the remarkable part is the duration between the inventions, not the chronological order.
That’s what she said 😏
Crazy amount of not understanding jokes in this thread.
The elevator shaft was invented before the elevator