17 family members in this cabin. Arguing about dinner. It’s 9pm. I just put myself in timeout.
@jerry are there dispensaries nearby that deliver?
@Viss sadly no
@jerry sadly there arent pneumatic tubes we could take advantage of that run the width of the country :D
@Viss I have some alcohol. It’ll be fine
@Viss @jerry we really dropped the ball on the pneumatic tubes.
@jerry @Viss human sized pneumatic tubes please, to escape in. Just finished a family gathering. They tried to make my wife sleep on a futon with a neck injury. Spent $2k on new beds for us instead. Now I’m β€œa snob”.