Show threadjimprovJul 12, 2023

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Reporting in that Bluesky is Not Bad™️ but it doesn't allow video uploads so I might have to rethink how I'm making edits into GIFs.

Show threadHello!Jul 13, 2023

@jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop RIP to my old Twitter account.

All those politics donkeys lost, like tears in the rain.

Show threadBuluJul 13, 2023
@s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop dad starts dialysis today as a last stage intervention for his heart, please cross fingers guys <3 it’s been a phenomenally rough few days for my family.
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 13, 2023
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Goodluck to your daddo!!!
Show threadBuluJul 13, 2023
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop thanks Garbo <3 my cousin died in pretty grim circumstances this weekend and now with dad I’m really overwhelmed.
Show threadJennifreddy Glove HewittJul 13, 2023
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop oh shit what happened? :(
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 13, 2023
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i think it's just Conference Lu post-drinko having to pay the misery tab with interest
Show threadBuluJul 13, 2023
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I don’t understand this. I didn’t hangover my dad into dialysis. The doctors gave him and my sister the end of life talk yesterday morning and it’s one of the last interventions they’re able to try to get him fit enough for heart surgery.
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 13, 2023
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop omg sorry i forgot about your dad lu 😔 first day off my pain meds and i've been a mess
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 13, 2023
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop unfortunately my lower leg near my old ankle/tib-fib break is an angry pile of nerves still and it's hard to concentrate on much besides rehab exercises today
Show threadJennifreddy Glove HewittJul 13, 2023
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop do you take Vitamin D supplements Kenny?
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 13, 2023
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop pretty sure the multi i take has it in it but i'll double check, ty for the tip
Show threadJennifreddy Glove HewittJul 13, 2023
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Canoe the guy at the alarm installer in Chicago called me because the news was there talking about car thievery and he showed them the video of mine being stolen so they say they are coming to MI and might want to talk to me about it :v
Show threadNaNJul 13, 2023
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop are you going to mention that it was definitely an inside job
Show threadJennifreddy Glove HewittJul 13, 2023
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @LargeTesticles @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop I'm going to go off about how they shouldnt be so fuckin easy to put into neutral.
Show threadOperación Ogro ApasionadoJul 14, 2023

@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Charger right? They’re super easy to put into neutral cause they knew they were going to constantly have issues with the transmission so they put that lil screwdriver slot there so they’re easy to tow.

-source: mopar dealership boss I used to work for

Show threadJennifreddy Glove HewittJul 14, 2023
@LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it's shift-by-wire, so they could just call that function off any port on the bus
Show threadOperación Ogro ApasionadoJul 14, 2023

@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

Oh it’s a newer one than the ones I’m used to then.

Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023

@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop In Glasgow you shift with your mouth.

(Because shift is Glaswegian slang for making out)

Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Wtf the music video for Shift Girls by The Rubberbandits isn't on YouTube any more for some reason. Guess I'll just post their guide to birds instead: https://youtu.be/zWfZ4Pw0_oE
The Rubberbandits Guide to Birds

YouTube
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop
Thought of you garbo
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop lmao that actually makes total sense. Gendo Ikari deffo had Ahab-levels of devotion to the Human Instrumentality Project.
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop plus both have lots of religious allusions. Bang on but beautiful in its simplicity imo. Glad you enjoyed
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop It puts the robot on its skin or else Rei gets the hose again.
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Whenever I see that last pic of Gendo Ikari saying "Fuck!" it sounds like this in my head: https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs
FUCK

YouTube
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop thats right
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Hey Kenny your Norwegian cultural exchange project with "snart helg" in the CJS thread is going off the rails.
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop ruleo is the font of light, i am merely a vessel
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop i just finished doing my french proficiency exams, reading was a breeze but hard to say for writing. Passed but want to get at least second highest level
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Ah that explains the je ne sais quoi
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop ... well played
Show threadBuluJul 14, 2023

@KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop congrats Kenny! <3

Canoe, important question - if I wanted to screenshot 50 full pages of search results, is there a way to not have to do it manually?

Show threadBuluJul 14, 2023
@KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop like maybe some sort of chrome plugin? Idk.
Show threadKenny LoginsJul 14, 2023
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Jimp's the one who knows. I'm a first principles fool who would see if I could rig up a workflow in macOS Automator or something. Specialized apps are +EV
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @snarthelg @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Feel compelled to x-post this amazing doggo: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4002360&pagenumber=1776#post533195275
cjs: it's annoying to be employed - The Something Awful Forums

Show threadTexas Gender Reveal MassacreJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop road trip
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@snarthelg @KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop What in the wild world of sports am I lookin at here!?!?
Show threadTexas Gender Reveal MassacreJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it's a custom built car 👀
Show threadPile Of GarbageJul 14, 2023
@snarthelg @KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Why did they build it weird with tiny front wheels?
Show threadTexas Gender Reveal MassacreJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it's the back tires that are huge
Show threadPile Of Garbage
@snarthelg @KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Oh yeah! Also now that I'm looking closer I can't help but notice the amount of side-wall wear on the front tyres. Either they're old tyres or that thing has been driven HARD
Jul 14, 2023 at 7:35pmWeb
Show threadJennifreddy Glove HewittJul 14, 2023
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @KennyLogins @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @potatosalad @Canoepickles @jlhamilt @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @aftertheboop one thing to note is that Norway is JUST getting Hardcastle & McCormick now, so no spoilers please. Ruleo is still reeling from the finale of The Fall Guy that aired there last week! :v