These days, Windows constantly gets in your way with ads, forced updates, crappy apps that install themselves, useless features like Cortana, forcing you to make a Microsoft account, etc. Linux or the BSDs, however, usually give you a bullshit-free and distraction-free experience. Plus, no spyware, completely free, endlessly customizable, and low resource usage (if you use a lightweight setup, but even “bloated” distros like Ubuntu and Mint are often light compared to Windows).

Word is Microsoft quietly killed Cortana, so Windows has that going for it now!

Windows still got 99 problems, but that bitch ain’t one.

I was around when Clippy died. Fuck that bent piece of recycled pop can.

Then they gave us Cortana.