Apple: please don't buy Mac Pro. We don't know how to make it any more obvious. We pushed the price way up, we took out all the storage and RAM slots, and no longer support GPUs. We thought about doing more, but no consumer should ever buy or want to buy this machine. It is for very specific niches. We’d discontinue it if we could.

Mac Pro believers: …well maybe the *M3* model will double the core count and start adding features back in! And it will probably have a chassis redesign!

Apple: 🤦