People are laughing at Twitter being down once again, but you try running a website with one hand and measuring your penis with the other.
@MissingThePt i think you're missing the point 
@MissingThePt It’s doubly hard when you’re starting at the taint.
@MissingThePt Wait, so Twitter is the new Craigslist? Only less functional, and without the happy ending parlors
@MissingThePt Well he also has to find it to measure it. I wish him luck with that.
@MissingThePt
@BlippyTheWonderSlug I thought of you 🤣🤣🤣

@Gigi @MissingThePt
🤣 Mr Happy? You're interested in the dimensional parameters? This escalated quickly.

If you want an introduction, you'll hafta knock on my actual door; I don't have any kind of remote control open source toys. Strictly hands on.

@MissingThePt “Measuring,” sure.
@MissingThePt twitter shuts down everytime he prematurely cums
@MissingThePt This sounds like a fine upstanding social media if you like puerile fascists who spend their time degrading it into an actual circle jerk.
@MissingThePt Yeah but does he even know how to operate a microscope
@MissingThePt that's why you hire someone to help measure your penis.