All I want in life is a nice house (on chicken legs) located in a good area (the darkest part of the woods) & an interesting career (forest witch).
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a decent mode of transportation (mortar and pestle)
good snacks (lost travelers in the woods)
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@roxiqt how's the benefits with that? Good retriement plan?
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Work as part of an exciting and dynamic team (nobody).
@roxiqt It's not every day that you get a sweet Baba Yaga's Hut reference. I approve (as long as I get a ride). #dungeonsanddragons
@Zodypop @roxiqt the trouble she and her minions have put my vineyard through… don’t even get me started on that Count guy down the road… #dungeonsanddragons #Barovia

@roxiqt so basically you want to be Ms Pleasant from Terry Pratchett's Witches Abroad?

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@roxiqt Sounds like a plan. Where can I get the construction plan for the chicken-legged hut?
@roxiqt Seems like someone saw the Reka trailer. lol
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Sounds great.
I first saw pictures of the chicken feet hut in a children's book of witches.
I think the artist was Jacob someone. I'll see if I can find it.
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The illustrator was Robin Jacques.
So I was on the right lines. 😂
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And the book was A Book of Witches by Ruth Manning-Saunders.
I was fairly obsessed with witches as a child and really wanted to be one. Guess how I turned out?😂
@roxiqt For the chicken legs I am afraid that's going to take quite some hard work .. for all the rest, if you are a really good forest witch I could say "all you need to do is to move to Wales" 😄 Seriously "the witch shop" is one of the few still going in town and I am quite sure we have quite a few places offering crystal healings, angels consultations, pagan groups and all in between .. that seems to never ran out of business.