It's too dignified on Mastodon. Where are my trash goblins at?
There's hardly any swearing here
Coming to Mastodon from Twitter feels like busting in the door loudly brandishing a half drunk bottle of tequila and finding everyone sitting in horrified silence holding cups of tea and academic papers
@Teal Don't forget, there's those of us in the back pouring the tequila into our tea.
@NikaShilobod @Teal what tea? 

@ravensrod @PalmAndNeedle @NikaShilobod @Teal

Hah! I have that in an apron, with the slogan, "Is it me you're cooking for?"
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