It's too dignified on Mastodon. Where are my trash goblins at?
There's hardly any swearing here
Coming to Mastodon from Twitter feels like busting in the door loudly brandishing a half drunk bottle of tequila and finding everyone sitting in horrified silence holding cups of tea and academic papers
@Teal Don't forget, there's those of us in the back pouring the tequila into our tea.

@NikaShilobod @Teal

Oh, you don't need to sneak away for that. We don't mind.

@burdickjp @NikaShilobod @Teal some of us forgot to bring enough to share :(
@NikaShilobod @Teal Yeah I promise there is drunken swearing here too. :)

@NikaShilobod @Teal we already spiked the tea pots.

You're pouring tequila into your tequila now.