me_irl - sh.itjust.works

I only eat watermelon like this. Mmm… I could go for one right now. Go across the street to the store, grab a watermelon quarter, go outside take my shirt off and just monchsceunchfgsbshehejejrbfbe and bathe in the sweet cold juice.

Grew up on a watermelon farm.

This is the proper method of watermelon consumption.