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Jul 12, 2023 at 12:35amWeb
Show threadEvil_OpossumJul 12, 2023
Is there really another way to eat mango? Asking for a friend.
Show threadzurohkiJul 12, 2023
  • Slice both sides off the mango
  • Use the edge of a glass to separate the mango flesh from the skin
  • Take the chunk of mango in your hand and carefully cut it up with a blunt knife. Put the pieces of mango in a bowl.
  • Peel off the strip of skin left on the seed and eat the bit of mango that’s still attached to the seed.
  • Have a bath.
  • Eat the bowl of mango with a fork.
    • Show threadsloonarkJul 12, 2023
    I use the glass method. It’s magic.
    Show threadEvil_OpossumJul 12, 2023
    Step 5 is the most important one!
    Show threadBackStabbathJul 12, 2023
    Absolutely. You cut on either side of the seed, so that you have one disc ( the seed) and then two big pieces on either side. Then you cut those into wedges and sort of eat the mango off the peel. This is a horrible description but I don’t understand how to explain it lol. [This] (imgur.com/a/7K2kt6H) is how it should look.
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    Show threadEvil_OpossumJul 12, 2023

    This does make sense and I’ll be honest this is pretty much how my mom prepped it for me when I was a kid. When she grew up (she’s Carribean) she would just straight up grab one from the tree outside her house, slice open the top a bit and squeeze the mango almost into chunks inside the peel and would use it like it’s own container.

    Nowadays I do try to slice it up and remove the peel, but I’ll be completely honest I always make a damn mess of it

    Show threadBackStabbathJul 12, 2023
    Haha try it this way, it’s not too messy. But it does depend on how juicy the mango is. Do it on the kitchen counter so that you don’t make a mess somewhere else. And use a sharp knife I guess.
    Show threadEvil_OpossumJul 12, 2023
    I can work with this haha
    Show threadalaxitooJul 12, 2023
    I don’t eat mangoes BECAUSE of this 😂 but anything mango flavoured I’ll devour 🤷‍♂️
    Show threadpepperonisalamiJul 12, 2023
    I skin and cut my mangoes off the seed, devour the fruit around the seed and throw it away along with the skin, clean up, then eat the cut up fruit. That way I can be as messy as I want then enjoy the rest of the fruit while being clean.
    Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Jul 12, 2023
    I only eat watermelon like this. Mmm… I could go for one right now. Go across the street to the store, grab a watermelon quarter, go outside take my shirt off and just monchsceunchfgsbshehejejrbfbe and bathe in the sweet cold juice.
    Show threadtrashcanJul 12, 2023

    grab a watermelon quarter,

    I pictured a unit of currency lol

    Show threadAnreillJul 12, 2023

    Grew up on a watermelon farm.

    This is the proper method of watermelon consumption.

    Show threadelbowdropJul 12, 2023
    So that’s how it’s done.
    Show threadInfiniWheelJul 12, 2023
    Why do people slice mango like that?
    Show threadxantoxisJul 12, 2023
    You don’t have to put “Nobody:” before your joke, you can just say your joke.
    Show threadKen OhJul 12, 2023

    Careful. Mangoes have the same allergenic oil as poison ivy: medium.com/…/the-surprising-link-between-mango-an…

    I learned this the hard way when I basically ate one like in the image :(

    Show threadFeatherConstrictorJul 12, 2023
    The article is blocked to read without an account :|
    Show threadKen OhJul 12, 2023
    Thanks, dogg. I was able to read it just fine, but I appreciate the engagement.
    Show threadFeatherConstrictorJul 12, 2023
    You might be logged in or have an add-on that automatically removes the paywall popup. If you’re a free member medium allows you I think 3 membership paid-only articles a month or something like that, you’d get a piece of text saying you’ve read x/3 membership articles at the top somewhere :)