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Jul 11, 2023 at 4:31pmWeb
Show threadDoran WetzelJul 11, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Well that takes a load off my mind. I can finally unload my trunk.
Show threadPartially StochasticJul 11, 2023
@lowqualityfacts And if the judge is more than 15 minutes late to the trial, the defendant and jury are legally allowed to leave.
Show threadUrethramancer🐀Jul 11, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I'm always worried that my dreams about burying someone under a house as it was constructed weren't just dreams, but I guess now I can breathe a sigh of relief.
Show threadBarry Schwartz 🫖Aug 4, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Oh, yeah, however, it becomes Femturder, which is even worse.
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftAug 4, 2023

@lowqualityfacts Well, I mean the bodies will be cold.

Can't figure anything out from a cold body. Duh.

Show threadAlexander ShendiAug 4, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Why would you sacrifice an unoccupied outlet to charge a murderer? These are scarce resources!

Show threadkætAug 4, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Unless you freeze them. A frozen murderer can be charged up to six months after the crime. This is also why police cells are cool and dry, to stop the suspects spoiling before you have a chance to charge them.
Show threadWalter ThinmanAug 4, 2023
@lowqualityfacts that's inscribed in small print on the statue of limitations, which can be found in all courtrooms, often in miniature form.
Show threadEyeDotAug 4, 2023
@lowqualityfacts This gives an incentive to the detectives to solve the crime quickly.
Show threadRockfish1292Aug 4, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I don't much care for #USA centric facts without at least tagging them
Show threadAdeline_phenatypicalsAug 5, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Oh thank Christ!... wait how many days has it been? Wednsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday...doh!!!