Jesus, take the gun away from him already.
@MissingThePt he gets grumpy without his toys

@MissingThePt the only one who can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.

There are no good toddlers.

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Welllll, I feel SORRY for the guy he's SHOOTING!

@skydog @MissingThePt And after 2 years he is still a toddler? ;-)
@MissingThePt Once it's out of the Terrible Twos, maybe it'll calm down?
@MissingThePt It would be like taking weaponry from a baby.
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The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun, is to arm all the good toddlers with guns. Right? Right?

Right?

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Maybe someone would if they didn't keep getting shot, first.

@MissingThePt no need to since he is no more a toddler by now 👍 problem solved, america you may sleep peacefully
@MissingThePt actually lol'd at this.
@MissingThePt seriously! "A well-regulated militia of toddlers" is right there in the Constitution
@MissingThePt we tried but he shot everyone we sent in. Also that diaper is pretty damned ripe!
@lisamelton @MissingThePt What the hell? The parents should be prosicuted! That's child endangerment. The toddler is innocent though. He
@lisamelton @MissingThePt The paarents should be prosicuted and the toggler just give him something else for him to play with.
@MissingThePt Jesus can't take the gun away. Only a good guy with a gun can. I think
@MissingThePt Can't. Stand your playground laws.
@MissingThePt Hey. Even toddlers have constitutional rights.
@MissingThePt bruh why does a toddler think they a video game protag 💀
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The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun...
@MissingThePt With running all over the country how in the world does that toddler manage time to get his diapers changed?
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https://metro.co.uk/2017/01/04/a-toddler-has-now-shot-someone-every-week-for-two-solid-years-in-america-6360264/
Russians drink and Americans shoot. The result differs only in the age distribution.
A toddler has shot someone every week for 2 years in America

Many shot themselves - often fatally

Metro.co.uk
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Guns don't kill people. Toddlers kill people.

@MissingThePt There was a wife-beating version of this joke long ago in response to an ad saying that somewhere in America a woman is beaten by her partner every 30 seconds.

Jesus, she should leave that guy.

@MissingThePt this is the most american news
@MissingThePt Guess that would take a good toddler with a gun!?
@MissingThePt How is the guy still alive after being shot 104 times?
@MissingThePt That's from 2017.... Buddy has 2 kids and an ex wife by now
@MissingThePt ther is no doubt that the NRA is a terrorist group.
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Neglect, wreckless endangerment by parents. Enough. Parents, guardians who do such don't deserve to have children IMHO.
@MissingThePt at least we are safe from Kinder Eggs
@MissingThePt You say that as a joke, but you're also making a good point. If a single toddler was shooting people every week, someone probably would take the gun away. For some reason, when it's different toddlers, taking the guns away suddenly becomes unthinkable.
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My money is on Stewie Griffin
@MissingThePt It's an unfortunate, but valid, way to poke at those who believe somehow guns make them *tougher* or more manly or something. "But, so -- toddlers shoot people every week in the USA . . . they tough toddlers?" It doesn't take much skill to pull a switch.

@MissingThePt well if I had a gun handy when I was a toddler ... I think I would shoot someone ... The next one to grab my cheeks will get it ! ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

@MissingThePt Welp, I laughed at this, which clearly means I am a terrible person.

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The solution is obviously trying toddlers as adults. That'll deter them for sure.

@MissingThePt did the toddler have an impure heart?
Must’ve had mental health issues.