Alexis (she/her)
Mα΄Κα΄ 
"Your password is not strong enough"
It's ok, password, don't listen to them. You're perfect the way you are.
It's ok, password, don't listen to them. You're perfect the way you are.
Profoundly Nerdy@mayaisloading Your password needs to hit the gym!
Pusher Of Pixels (old account)@mayaisloading remember Password, when someone is pissing you off, just count to 10.
Ok well 5 is good enough I guess
Rev. GothAlice@mayaisloading My platform application complains every time I log in. "Your password does not meet minimum complexity requirements!" Coworkers rib me for it occasionally. Then I remind them it's nearly 40 characters long and while not containing symbols, it does contain 130 or so bits of entropy. Their password meeting the minimum requirements contains 30-40.
Then I have to explain what entropy is⦠and how permitting "Passw0rd!" wholly invalidates the minimum requirements.
Holir_@alice @mayaisloading Can I get a Tru840r in?
@Holir_ @mayaisloading Nope, but it'll work if you're emphatic enough about it. π
FoolishOwl@alice @mayaisloading It's way easier for me to type '!!DrugsRemake70Wards' than 'lkr2xhnX', despite the first one being longer. Somehow this still surprises people. And then sometimes I run afoul of maximum character limits.
Pablo Rrrrrrr@mayaisloading HulkSmash123 is, in fact, quite strong, thankyouverymuch.
Locksmith@mayaisloading Password: join the Dark Side, and only then you will know the true strength.
Linecutter@mayaisloading "You don't need special characters to know that you are special, & if you need space then that's OK too."
paul
DevWouterWell, my password has been called not βunique enoughβ and then they pointed to other websites were they had seen it. Is it my fault I encourage my password to have a social life? ππ
@DevWouter @burnie slutshaming is very bad taste
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Yikes, that is dark. π±
Although I don't recall doing it, which is not much of a guarantee, I know. I never realized how easy it was to do so. I thought I was stating an observation and never realized many people would consider it a judgment.
Thanks for making me aware.
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Marcus Autenrieth@mayaisloading And you should not use beefstew as a password -- It's just not stroganoff!
fionnlagh@mayaisloading it feels like every website needs the world's strongest password (24 chars, upper, lowercase, special chars, numbers, a poem about butt hairs) but my stupid online banking password can not have more than 5 characters wtf
Mercurius Goldstein@mayaisloading
password, are you the Men In Black, because Iβve forgotten you already
password, are you the Men In Black, because Iβve forgotten you already
rag. Gustavino BevilacquaSend it to gym for a while.
Parzival Charge@mayaisloading giving your passwords a complex
π―πππππ πΉπππππππππ@mayaisloading Youdonthaveenoughbadgestotrainme333$
B Thoreau πΈ@mayaisloading It's like that sinking feeling I get when asked to prove I am not a robot by pointing out all the grainy pictures containing curbs in them and I realize I may, indeed, not be able to prove I am not a robot.
***sigh***
BlackDutchSnark@mayaisloading
Stop Password Shaming!!!
Stop Password Shaming!!!
Philip SetnikYour password skipped leg day!
Kira Heart@psetnik @mayaisloading πππ
Yours Truly@mayaisloading I'm a strong independent password who don't need no user
NeonkAaa@mayaisloading
Sounds like they are looking for a really strong password to fight with and die as a true warrior.
Sounds like they are looking for a really strong password to fight with and die as a true warrior.
Snosrapkungfu (They/them)@mayaisloading it's ok, password. I'm insecure too
@mayaisloading lmao π
Nour π³οΈββ§οΈπ@mayaisloading they have messed up standards anyways, even "strong" is not a strong enough password according to them
Andrei Kucharavy@mayaisloading but funny enough, when you hit them with random 100 chars with full ASCII and Latin-1 supplement, they usually canβt take itβ¦
Sarah Cjones@mayaisloading my password spend most of is day at the gym πππππππ
temi_kass
π₯₯ Tucker Carlson's Nuts π₯₯
Inken Paper π΅πΈ@mayaisloading they are incorrect, my password can dead lift a car and throw it ten feet. it eats nothing but raw ostrich eggs.
@crashglasshouses @mayaisloading one gulp, rocky style?