"We never saw any of this ADHD or autism stuff when I was young!"

You never saw any photos of the surface of Mars back then either, but I'm pretty sure it was still there the whole time

@Garwboy Mars is *checks notes* a liberal hoax!

/s

@farcaller @Garwboy
The Red Planet is Cultural Marxism!
@TonyJWells @farcaller @Garwboy "if on the red planet they're all socialist... who are they stealing from?" [quote]

@marcorobotics @TonyJWells @Garwboy there are two primary resources on Mars: water tankies and oxygen tankies. And the red faction always has the volition for control.

Whoops, wrong franchise. Can we make a spin-off about SCP now?

@marcorobotics @farcaller @Garwboy

Mostly the Outer Planets Alliance.

@TonyJWells @marcorobotics @Garwboy this. This is why we can't have nice things. Humans find a new shiny toy and it ends up with another Reality Dysfunction.