Lewis Luminos
amy "fembot" bonesPsst: if you're seeing this, you're hot. Boost so everyone knows. ๐
Everyone faving this but not boosting: I see you ๐
Just accept that you're hot and there's nothing you can do about it. Especially people into mushroom cottagecore, tech, sexwork, goth or emo aesthetic, gaming, anime, sci-fi, fantasy, my trans, peeps, and last but not least in the slightest: the boooys. I especially see you.
And more: witches and warlocks, regular cottagecore, farming, math, physics, chemistry, mentally ill frens, mentally well frens (how? share your dark secrets ๐ฅบ), psychonauts, psychoanalysts, chill people, high strung people, medium people, mediums.
Lmk if I missed anything!
Lexa dot xxx@amybones cowards who can't accept the truth!
@lxcn it's an absolute tragedy that so many people reject their hotness.
Flittermouse ๐๐ฉ 
@amybones You're right. As a hot person myself it is my duty and pleasure to help to maximise the hotness. Boosted. Now all my followers have the same chance to be hot that you gave me. Also my IQ has doubled overnight.
*taps on the microphone* People! People! Some of you are STILL laboring under the assumption that you're not hot. This is objectively false. Here's my three part very rigorous proof:
1. Hotness is a subjective experience
2. The set of things that people find hot is unbounded.
3. Therefore, you possess the qualities of hotness to at least one person.
Q. E. D. By induction you must be hot.
๐ฆAmalgam\\[ฬ
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@amybones The second part of your transition starts when you realize that you're actually extremely hot, nobody has any right to question what your gender is anyway, and the features that people clock you by can be worn with pride like they're scars you accrued from rescuing kittens from a burning building.
@unworthyBeatrix EXACTLY SO.
Ryan 
โ@amybones the math checks out!
Nikkileah ๐ฎ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง@amybones but, um, er, ah.
I'd rather be cool than hot. Too uncomfortable.
I'd rather be cool than hot. Too uncomfortable.
I apparently just need to boost this periodically so people know the truth, jeez. *points at sign with all her tentacles*
Tepid Enthusiasm ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ@amybones coming from someone hot like you, that means a lot!
@clairebear well, it's the truth! ๐ฅ
Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)@amybones
Back atcha!
*cocks hip, touches it with a forefinger, and makes hissing sounds* ๐ฅ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug loool thank you!
Ransum@GWRansum yep! You too! And if you deny it, you only confirm it more!
Axel! ๐@amybones Am not ><
@Axel_Hugsky wrong. If you saw the post then you are. It's just good science and you can't debate that!
@amybones im just pup!
Mr. Horny@amybones lmao i wish
@hornyindustrys your own bio proves you wrong! ๐ Also science!
Xilian Salgado@amybones ๐๐ฅ
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea
Rupert ๐ช๐บ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐พ๐ญ๐ท๐บ๐ช๐๐ฅ@amybones and I just got out of a hot bath QED
True Slicky@amybones Good to know. Thanks!
@trueslicky it's just science. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Wormbrain@amybones callate gringa
@throatmuppet never! ๐๐๐
@amybones comes mi culo
@throatmuppet if you insist~! But that's only going to reinforce that you're hot.
@amybones afaklklj shut up!
@throatmuppet I feel like that would negate my basic thesis that everyone is hot. 
Nick's world@amybones I'm hot because I have been rushing round town in humid summer heat.