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Once upon a time (well, ok, a few days ago!) there was a little guinea pig named Monty. A sweet boy who loved strolling and snacs, he started his day like every good pig does, bustling about, happy as could be, doing Important Pig Business and seeking tasty treats.
Suddenly, everything went horribly sideways. He was subjected to –sensitive friends, avert your eyes– a bath! This resulted in the post that follows.
Thread broke, so will amend starting here!
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The post: (see pic below)
@TuftyPiggies: The betrayed and disgusted face of a peeg forced to have a bath. #Monty #evilhoom
The response: Monty's unimpressed face became the face that launched a thousand (well okay, not quite that many!) unimpressed faces on Mastodon. The rest of this thread is features the response to this request for unimpressed, grumpy, annoyed, and otherwise unamused faces! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
As this thread launches on #Caturday, we will begin with a retro kitty submission of a very cranky tabby, circa 1978. Yes, unimpressed faces have been around since the beginning of time!
Thank you, @nuncio! ❤️
#MastodonFloofTakeover
#UnimpressedFloofFaceChallenge
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UNIMPRESSED
Here is a very unimpressed papillon Miss Mooch - thank you,
@MoochYorkie!❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Peyton the dog is extremely unimpressed!
Thank you, @peytonreads! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Lionel Messi the Bunny is soooooo unimpressed with the hoomins. Thank you, @RainCityBunnies! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Moxie the guinea pig is very unimpressed at her hairdo. (Satori's piggie 🌈 )
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UNIMPRESSED
Nibbles the mouse is seriously unimpressed! Thank you, @loosenut! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Here is Cricket the bunny, looking very unimpressed! Thank you @TheBunnyWitch ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Cricket lives with a similarly unimpressed bunny, here's Twinkie! Thank you @TheBunnyWitch ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Alfie the guinea pig is thoroughly unimpressed at Pigmom, who has been losing photos on her new phone again.
Thank you, @PetalthePeeg! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Dear Patch is very unimpressed when the sunbeam he loves to chase was banished from the house last year! Thank you @PennyPatch! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Chewbunca (otherwise as known as Judge Chewdy 
in these parts!) found this fabulous unimpressed buns pic! Thank you, @BunnyNotIncluded! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Combo is a dear bun who had an extraordinary talent at providing unimpressed faces, and this one is perfect! Thank you @Friguli❤️ !
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UNIMPRESSED
Here is our first bird entry! A very unimpressed sparrow is clearly disappointed at what he sees! Thank you, @TuftyPiggies! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
A fuzzy tan rat named Rocket wrapped in a soft green blanket looks unthrilled with life. Highly unimpressed! Thank you @loosenut! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Before we move on to other general states of displeasure in this megathread, we'll leave you with one last unimpressed guinea pig - Scotty is highly disappointed in you! 😂 ❤️ Courtesy of @crystalcavies, thank you!
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SCOWLING
Miss Mooch is providing us with a second entry, a lovely example of a scowling Yorkie! 😂 Thank you, @MoochYorkie! ❤️
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***INTERMISSION***
BunMum will take a half hour break and let the Thirring server catch up- the floofs might just break the server/internet today! In the meantime, please study and contemplate the following post by @sepdroid Thank you, friend! 😂 ❤️
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Moving on, we will begin a brief interlude on those that are:
DISPLEASED
We begin with Seb, who is clearly displeased! I wouldn't want to meet Seb at an interview! 😂 Thank you, @bunnimal ❤️ !
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DISPLEASED
The first of two in our armoured division (second will be in the side eye segment!), dear little guinea pig Neville is clearly displeased at pigmom's hat imposition, although he hops to join an elite armoured division Mr. Bumble runs! Thank you, @Neville_dinah ❤️
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A two-for-one next!
LOOKING STERN
These two, Angela Bunsbury and Chewbunca look extraordinarily stern: (Caption: U wot m8?! U havin a giggle?!)
Thank you, @BunnyNotIncluded ❤️ !
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Casper enters the
OH REALLY?
category with the following post. Thank you so much, @kshamrick ! ❤️
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Next is the tag team of
CROSS KITTY AND EYE ROLL PUPPER
with a perturbed grey tabby cat and a black and white dog giving an eye roll. Thank you, @coffee4danz !❤️
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Moving on, next is the
IN NEED OF COFFEE
category, featuring Morty, the hairless rat! Thank you so much, @loosenut ❤️ !
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ANNOYED
Dublin (Dubby) the cat clearly doesn't hide his annoyance in this picture! Thank you so much @MimzyDub !❤️
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ANNOYED
It would appear rats and cats are the professionals in this particular category! Next up is Nigel, the rat! Thank you so much @loosenut ❤️ !
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ANNOYED
Lucas the rat winds up our rat submissions. He clearly has grown tired of waiting for something good to happen (thanks @loosenut for the caption and pics!!) ❤️
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ANNOYED
Meggie's got a grumpy face, as she doesn't like to be photographed! Thanks @SurrealSeal for the caption and great picture! ❤️
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Next up we have a treat - @sometimesredhead dug deep into the Porkette archives for the next four:
FED UP FLOOFS
This sweet piggie has had it up to here! Thanks so much for the pic! 😂 ❤️
#MastodonFloofTakeover
#UnimpressedFloofFaceChallenge
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FED UP FLOOFS
They are looking at the photographer almost as if to say, no the camera again! Thank you so much @sometimesredhead ! ❤️
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FED UP FLOOFS
This piggie in a blanket has had it up to here! 😂 ❤️ Thank you so much again, @sometimesredhead !
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FED UP FLOOFS
Finally, rounding out our fed up floof category is this darling piggie, who has clearly has had enough! Thanks so much @sometimesredhead ❤️
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Yes, we've hit 40 and are still going strong! 🤣 Next up is
DISAPPROVAL
Dear, sweet Bilbo clearly had the disapproving look down! Soooo #bunimpressed with the hoomins! Thanks so much @mrsbunnyw ❤️ !
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DISAPPROVAL
Little Orcus joins this segment, showing clear disapproval with his tiny narrowed eyes and bunny feets! Thank you so much @ncrav for this bunderful picture! ❤️
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The last of floofy friends in the
DISAPPROVAL
segment is Oscar, who lives with Jennie Kermode's partner Max. She says he is a master at this art and wears an "expression of noteworthy grumpiness and stern disapproval". Thanks so much, @jennie_kermode !❤️
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Lua is next with a
SCORNFUL
submission. She is a scornful, grumpy girl as she was just awakened from her spot on the comfy chair. Thanks so much for the picture and context, @ncrav!
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SNARK
These two ordinarily sweet brothers at the rescue where @AVL_5 works were giving her some serious snark as she cleaned their cage. Hands off the poops, hoomin! 😂 Thanks so much! ❤️
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DISAPPOINTED
Here's part of the description for Baby Cat:
"Baby Cat gazes intensely at the camera with her large, sage green eyes. Her pupils are but slits. She wears an unmistakably censorious look on her white milk muzzle. BC’s not only disappointed in all of those of the human persuasion who are in her presence, she’s embarrassed for their families."
Thank you so much, @oedipusnj ❤️ !😂
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Nobunny gives
BOSS BUN ATTITUDE
like our dear Violet! She's submitted three delightful pictures, as CLEARLY one is not NEARLY enough for her to express her #bunitude.
The first is her squinting suspiciously at the camera.
Thank you so much, @ADailyViolet ! ❤️
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BOSS BUN ATTITUDE
In this second picture, Violet looks completely belligerent and glares at the camera. 😂 I would be afraid to be holding that camera if I was you, human!
Thank you so much @ADailyViolet !❤️
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BOSS BUN ATTITUDE
This picture of Violet looking imperiously at the camera (love that word, nicely chosen @ADailyViolet 😆 ), wraps up our trifecta of the bunitude that is Violet (at times 😉 ). Thanks, Violet and human! ❤️
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RESTING GRUMP FACE
Kicking off our GRUMPY section, we have two cuties who are doing a Masterclass on the Resting Grump Face.
First up is Ellie, with a "what do you want, hoomin" resting grouchface. Thanks so much, @GrumpyBun !😂 ❤️
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RESTING GRUMP FACE
The second of our grump faces is the dear Beep, who lives with Boss Bun Violet. He is clearly unimpressed with his scratch pad options! Thank you so much, @ADailyViolet! ❤️
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GRUMPY
Next up are the straight up grumps. 😂 These ones definitely deserved their own category!
We start off with a CLEARLY grumpy look from Ms Daisy. Oh hoom, what have you done now to deserve that wrath? 🤣 Thank you, @DAISYLittleOne1! ❤️
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GRUMPY
Next up we have dear Snowball, with a serious case of bedhead and a very grumpy look! Thank you so much, @callietobysnowball! ❤️
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GRUMPY
This dear bun says "No banana?" and gives a very grumpy look! Thank you so much, @blegeg! ❤️
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GRUMPY
Our last bird entry for the Megathread, please enjoy this fantastic Grumpy Goldfinch picture by @katy_wrathall! Thank you so much! ❤️
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GRUMPY
Here is the first of two grumpy Ginny pictures. She's a guinea pig and proud porkette! Thank you so much, @sometimesredhead ! ❤️
Satori ❄️ 
Katy
undead enby of the apocalypse