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Once upon a time (well, ok, a few days ago!) there was a little guinea pig named Monty. A sweet boy who loved strolling and snacs, he started his day like every good pig does, bustling about, happy as could be, doing Important Pig Business and seeking tasty treats.
Suddenly, everything went horribly sideways. He was subjected to –sensitive friends, avert your eyes– a bath! This resulted in the post that follows.
Thread broke, so will amend starting here!
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The post: (see pic below)
@TuftyPiggies: The betrayed and disgusted face of a peeg forced to have a bath. #Monty #evilhoom
The response: Monty's unimpressed face became the face that launched a thousand (well okay, not quite that many!) unimpressed faces on Mastodon. The rest of this thread is features the response to this request for unimpressed, grumpy, annoyed, and otherwise unamused faces! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
As this thread launches on #Caturday, we will begin with a retro kitty submission of a very cranky tabby, circa 1978. Yes, unimpressed faces have been around since the beginning of time!
Thank you, @nuncio! ❤️
#MastodonFloofTakeover
#UnimpressedFloofFaceChallenge
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UNIMPRESSED
Here is a very unimpressed papillon Miss Mooch - thank you,
@MoochYorkie!❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Peyton the dog is extremely unimpressed!
Thank you, @peytonreads! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Lionel Messi the Bunny is soooooo unimpressed with the hoomins. Thank you, @RainCityBunnies! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Moxie the guinea pig is very unimpressed at her hairdo. (Satori's piggie 🌈 )
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UNIMPRESSED
Nibbles the mouse is seriously unimpressed! Thank you, @loosenut! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Here is Cricket the bunny, looking very unimpressed! Thank you @TheBunnyWitch ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Cricket lives with a similarly unimpressed bunny, here's Twinkie! Thank you @TheBunnyWitch ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Alfie the guinea pig is thoroughly unimpressed at Pigmom, who has been losing photos on her new phone again.
Thank you, @PetalthePeeg! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Dear Patch is very unimpressed when the sunbeam he loves to chase was banished from the house last year! Thank you @PennyPatch! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Chewbunca (otherwise as known as Judge Chewdy 
in these parts!) found this fabulous unimpressed buns pic! Thank you, @BunnyNotIncluded! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Combo is a dear bun who had an extraordinary talent at providing unimpressed faces, and this one is perfect! Thank you @Friguli❤️ !
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UNIMPRESSED
Here is our first bird entry! A very unimpressed sparrow is clearly disappointed at what he sees! Thank you, @TuftyPiggies! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
A fuzzy tan rat named Rocket wrapped in a soft green blanket looks unthrilled with life. Highly unimpressed! Thank you @loosenut! ❤️
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UNIMPRESSED
Before we move on to other general states of displeasure in this megathread, we'll leave you with one last unimpressed guinea pig - Scotty is highly disappointed in you! 😂 ❤️ Courtesy of @crystalcavies, thank you!
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SCOWLING
Miss Mooch is providing us with a second entry, a lovely example of a scowling Yorkie! 😂 Thank you, @MoochYorkie! ❤️
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***INTERMISSION***
BunMum will take a half hour break and let the Thirring server catch up- the floofs might just break the server/internet today! In the meantime, please study and contemplate the following post by @sepdroid Thank you, friend! 😂 ❤️
Satori 🌷 