Twitter is burning, Bluesky is smug. Where is the best place to do your pathetic doomscrolling?

Here is First Dog on the Moon’s handy guide to the dystopian social network you should be on

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@helenczerski if you don't see shitposters in your timeline here you're following the wrong people ;-)
@oblomov @helenczerski point me towards some! Need my timeline to be much more fun :v