That's why you shouldn't trust strange coyotes
https://lemmy.world/post/1140014

That's why you shouldn't trust strange coyotes - Lemmy.world
Jokes on you, my wallet is empty.
I’m not a yote, but still I take everything else, you have with you, then.
My joke Monopoly “Get out of Jail” free card , my like $0.30 gift cards, business cards of furry artist from the last con I went to and my coupon for a haircut? o_o Why would anyone want my things lol
When I say “everything” I mean it! So hand over your shoes, jacket, that haircut coupon and everything else, except your underwear and socks. I don’t want those. And don’t tell me, you don’t have a phone! It’s not working!