joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night taking about your ex

https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/684818

joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night taking about your ex - FMHY

Instead of reddit, why not talk about something more positive on your date, like how many tickets you are going to buy for my new movie, “Barbie”, only in theaters July 21st?
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Why not buy an extra ticket for the seat next to yours every time, so you can have more seat room all to yourself?
Is this really Margot Robbie, Academy Award-nominated actress of upcoming blockbuster summer flick “Barbie”? If it is, wink twice.
Soon to be “Academy Award winning”, wink wink
Great to see such a talented star already participating on Lemmy! Even without seeing the movie, I know the Oscar’s as good as yours:) Good luck with the film, and I’ll definitely go see it in theaters with my SO (twice, even).

You should buy tickets for your 4 Pikmins too!

I got a wad of $100s that can sponsor this.

Are you ready to plow through your bucket of delicious popcorn and jumbo sodas?