@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canoe, after precisely 2 days in the office in real people shoes and only one of those heels, my feet are like a charred and knotted mess of tree roots and blisters.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Clearly this is a sign, a sign to BOOTS. THEY CAN GO EVERYWHERE AND DESTROY EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR ENEMIES!!!

@BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Everyone: wtf where is Lu!?!?

Lu, phasing through all matter and energy thanks to their sick boots: lol. LMAO!

@LargeTesticles @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop canada says mileage but driving distance is measured in kilometres. as a society we seem to enjoy foreverialy walking between the two systems
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but that's where you're crossing into idiom town. I think the English Language idiom is 'mileage' but that doesn't mean it has a 1:1 translation

@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop twitter now has a limit of 25 posts per thread, presumably to get people to shell out for the mark of shame and its 20,000 word posts

RIP canoe

@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The whole "we don't moderate content, we just enforce tagging it properly so the robust filters work" seems like it will be difficult to get past for me.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
As always, you do you, but I think I'll wait and see until it's out of invite-only (i.e. beta) before I make any hard moves
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
OTOH Threads via Instagram seems like an instant non-starter as it appears to be 100% algo-driven TL with basically zero ability to curate

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I’m not exaggerating at all when I say the weed plants grew just short of a foot overnight until I got home from work today. I had to prune them even tho that’s just gonna make them bushier. you’re supposed to do anyway or all the bud growth goes in to the kola.

@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it is already my helg as I booked today off to compliment the two public holidays on the 5th and 6th
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop kenny boosted a toot and it has done masto numbers and I wish ivory did the notification summary that Twitter does
@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop no it’s my one about showing tweets in a chronological order. It’s a riff on a drill tweet
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @BuluBane @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop IDK why you're so confused you literally nailed why it's fucked and will remain just as fucked if not more fucked in your lauded post.
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Canoe, there is one other person in my onboarding group who I thought was very similar to me, he's from a family business background. Just realized we are not the same because he has patrick bateman as his teams av.

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Dude was like "Computer, select me a pfp that is a red flag visible from not only orbit but also from the gd Delta Quadrant."

No worries though, I have made you a pfp to counter:

@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Omg, this dude is now forever Patty B to me.

Also, I didn't even know you could use Not Your Headshot as an av in corporate. I'm such a babby at all this.

@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I wouldnt recommend it personally. Notnsure how things are. in Sprecznia but here its either initials or your face at every place I've dealt with.
@SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @luigithirty @snarthelg @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I'm in a meeting with him now AND IT TURNS OUT, it's actually him in the photo and I wasn't wearing my glasses. I can't screenshot it but I will show Ref later so he can confirm that dude is the fucking spit in the photo. It has to be intentional.