I'm launching a new social media app. It's called BIRB. This is the logo. It's the only app that demands you crochet, knit or embroider your posts.
Posts are called 'Yarns', editing a Yarn is called Darning, threads are called Tapestries, pile-ons are Shag Piles, blocking is called Black-Sheeping.
#BIRB

@Richard_Littler
Sorry to burst the BIRB bubble, you may get a legal challenge to this as it's already in place. It's not available on phones yet, but people 'yarn scroll' via charity shops and pillar box tops.

#BIRB

@Richard_Littler
Is pillar box a term still used or am I stuck in the 1920s?