Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadIan Tindale
@stavvers also, the precise logistics of farting a dick off kind of imply that there’s a biological future unreleased feature that involves being able to queef out of a dick, and really that makes so much more sense than the present version, bearing in mind sharts and the untrustworthiness of farts in general as one gets older – queefing through the dick is just so much more sensible
Jul 7, 2023 at 11:21amWeb