Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadGeorge PotterJul 7, 2023
@stavvers assuming we're talking a fairly low speed impact, I think we're looking at a cheetah or some other apex feline as being the most injured. The physical harm wouldn't be significant but can you *imagine* the emotional harm to a cat's dignity from being hit in the face by a farted dick?
Show threadAnother Angry Woman
@georgepotter high risk of it then swatting the fuck out of the dick with its massive paws and eating the thing while making full eye contact
Jul 7, 2023 at 10:44amWeb
Show threadGeorge PotterJul 7, 2023
@stavvers frankly that's the only move available for it to regain dignified authority over the situation