Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadRuby Jones
@stavvers elephant, because I am given to understand they startle easy.
Jul 7, 2023 at 10:44amWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
@RubyJones I believe the elephant would simply hand your dick back to you with a disappointed, reproachful explanation, and tell all the other elephants you're a dick-farting weirdo.
Show threadRuby JonesJul 7, 2023
@stavvers your faith in elephantine clarity of mind exceeds mine.