Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Updated dispatches from Bluesky: I posted the banger toot about farting dicks off and the only reply I got was a sincere explanation as to how to post polls, pure mastodon behaviour right there with none of the fun bits or edit button
Updated update: The polling on Bluesky is completely broken and requires using a special bot to create it lmao wow that's terminally broken
@stavvers I'm getting the impression that Bluesky isn't really out of alpha testing yet.
@mhkohne there's a certain charm to the jankiness, but it will never get the janky to good post ratio as here