Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadJenkins
@stavvers am I farting towards the animal or is my fart-powered dick heading towards the animal? Also, what are the weather conditions, specifically wind (the meteorological version) direction and speed? Cross-winds require all sorts of recalculations.
Jul 7, 2023 at 10:17amWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
@daijenkins the dick is heading towards the animal, and of course one must account for friction in water if the dick is aimed at the whale.
Show threadJenkinsJul 7, 2023
@stavvers Ta. I'm going for the giraffe with a long slender neck that must be vulnerable to fart launched dick attack. My aim would need to be true though.