Another Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
Dispatches from Bluesky:
Pretty much every post I've seen upon remembering I have an account and logging in has been hot takes from nerds about threads, and I can get that here with tons of extra features and better shitposts.
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
bluesky doesn't even have *polls* to explore which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick at it
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
whale
20.6%
elephant
6.7%
giraffe
63%
other, please express in replies
9.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadIan TindaleJul 7, 2023
@stavvers I could almost certainly cause the expiry of for example an ant if I just whacked my dick onto it, which when you think about it must be a rather humiliating way to go if you’re an ant
Show threadIan TindaleJul 7, 2023
@stavvers maybe that’s how the earth dies – not through entropy or heat death or climate change or nuclear war, but having a dick whacked onto it
Show threadIan TindaleJul 7, 2023
@stavvers That must be what I presume the follow-up sequel that comes after “Don’t Look Up” must be about
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 7, 2023
@u0421793 "Look Down At Your Apocalyptic Dick"
Show threadIan Tindale
@stavvers see, I don’t think this kind of academic and analytical discourse would work over on Threads™
Jul 7, 2023 at 10:14amWeb