Twitter is burning, Bluesky is smug. Where is the best place to do your pathetic doomscrolling?

Here is First Dog on the Moon’s handy guide to the dystopian social network you should be on

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@helenczerski if you don't see shitposters in your timeline here you're following the wrong people ;-)
@oblomov @helenczerski point me towards some! Need my timeline to be much more fun :v
@radbirb @oblomov @helenczerski … also follow more people, and hashtags, (you can always unfollow later). In my experience your TL starts to really come alive at ~200 follows.
@joakimfors @oblomov @helenczerski I didn’t actually know mastodon even let you follow hashtags, will definitely be taking advantage as compared to twitter hashtags these seem much more sane :,v , huge thanks! Will be following all the accounts recommended to be aswell