Your carrots have arrived
@buttpraxis Years ago we did two years of (dumptruck-sized) woodchip loads in the garden, and the subsequent year our kale was HUGE. Like, 2-4ft tall (even before it started bolting).
We also grew carrots, and the stems were huge as well. We were so excited to pick them, but.. the carrots (roots) themselves were the size of peas. 😭
That was the last time I ever attempted carrots. 😂