Butt Praxis

@buttpraxis
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Computer bishonen (she/her, loosely) Clojure, shitposts, righteous anger 🌹. Extremely nice
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Your carrots have arrived
A thing I learned last time but has become more obvious this time is pregnancy can just suddenly maybe kill you even if it’s been chill and normal up to that point
I am being held in the hospital for observation. No one is having a good time
I’m getting a c section I extremely do not want in August but despite the lack of suspense compared to last time, I will livetoot the process. That’s the Butt Praxis promise ™
I think people underestimate the prevalence of the other option: some third kind of thing that sits at the intersection of incompetentence *and* malice.
Hi everyone lmao
I’m going to be at either RSA or Conj depending on the team’s travel budget but either way I will be bringing my round self and my entire family to a conference near you
I finally boiled some eggs. Please congratulate me; I’ve been trying to do this for a week

I saw this little guy yesterday and I can't stop thinking about him. So round. So pink. #borbs #borb

(It's an Australian pink robin and the photos are not mine.)

Credits:
1. © Deepak Karra http://instagram.com/ravi_arora/
2. © Ravi Arora http://instagram.com/ravi_arora/
3. © Ambika Angela Bone http://instagram.com/ambikangela/
4. © Tim J. Hopwood http://flickr.com/photos/timjhopwood/

I’m a guest writer for the New York Times. I’ve pulled up a list of “authors associated in some way with a stabbing” and I’m ready to go ham