useralreadyexistsSeeing this made me feel so cozy in my little instance. 😆
skomposzczetThough I don’t this will happen
root_beerElon's mommy is going to put a stop to it again
CruxifuxFigure it out in the ring
I’m very much looking forward to that fight. Whichever way it goes, we’re going to see one of earth’s biggest douchebags get beat up.
Yes. Exactly. I’m here for it.
Bring back Celebrity Death Match, please!
Zuckerberg still wants that match. Decided to step into the social media ring
ShlorpianMafiaAll this talk of zuck fighting just reminds me of that South Park episode.
You think you can block me?
StanMy shtyle
NepentheLmfao. Well, thanks for the free PR, I'm sure, because some poor secretary in his office knows there isn't jack shit they can sue over.
Not that I'm ever going to pretend to like Meta, but having competition is supposed to be the definition of his precious free market. There's even rules and everything about monopolies. Can't take issue with that unless he's ready to declare himself not a capitalist.
You don’t really need a good argument to file a lawsuit. And Musk seems petty and short-sighted enough to try it.
I’m not particularly fond of either, so I’m gonna make some popcorn and hope this blows up into the biggest shit storm possible.
Sue for what? Such an entitlement. Should ford and GM sue him for competing with their car business?
Imagine if the future of Threads was, uh, hanging by a thread during the upcoming Suck vs Elmo cage match
zibThese two need to just fuck and get it over with already
God_dammit_ I came in here just to say that. I'm going to say the same thing about Marge Greene and Lauren Boebert but you probably already did that too ya jerk
ivanafterallIt can be one of those erotic wrestling matches. Start off fighting, end up fucking. 2-for-1 PPV special to end all PPV specials.
Have you heard of SexFighting
Tshh as if Zuckerbot has a standard plug or socket for human style relations.
There is a plug. It’s in the butt.
I demand a match in the Thunderdome.
On the other hand, it would be the most boring match ever…like two wet noodles fighting…
You seem to be missing that the Zuck is a martial artist and very legit athlete…
You may not like it, but this is what peak athleticism looks like.
Elon Musk’s Twitter Threatens to Sue Meta Over Threads, Alleging Meta Hired ‘Dozens’ of Twitter Employees to Launch Copycat App; Meta Disputes Claim
Lawyers for Elon Musk's Twitter alleged Meta engaged in theft of trade secrets and had hired "dozens" of Twitter staffers to launch the Threads app.
Over the past year, Meta has hired dozens of Twitter employees
LOL, you mean all those employees you unceremoniously fired?
I'm sure twatter would have a no compete clause if they could. Maybe they can?
I think that it is also different if you get fired. Don’t know in detail, but I assume that if they fire you without a valid cause they don’t have any grounds to complain that you did a sensitive and unique work.
Noncompetes are basically unenforceable in California, you can make people sign them but they’re about as useful as if they were made out of toilet paper
But wouldn’t they be more useful, when made out of toilet paper?
Frog-BrawlerYea, well Disney should sue X-Corp on IP infringement. X-Corp was tied to the X-Men and mutants until Musk decided he would steal that.
𝐘Ⓞz҉Lol I hope they fight and burn all the cash
let them eat each other out
harkThanks for that horrific mental imagery.
ekZeppEh anyone can threaten to sue. Let me know if he finds a lawyer to file that thinks they have standing.
I wonder if mom competes are valid if you get laid off. They are mostly not valid at all in California already.
i know it’s (probably) a typo, butthe thought of “mom compete” clauses is cracking me up
Lol, I’m leaving it!
a lawyer that thinks they have standing
And has confidence they’ll actually be paid.
MadgePicklesI’m confused, I thought Elon was trying to kill Twitter on purpose.
FormlessMartianHe has made over 200m a day since the api changes. -Some statistic I read. I.e trust me bro.
Good ol’ fash brain rot. The idols are simultaneously genius who master plan everything like 5D chess, and poor victims who are marginalized and constantly being bullied by the big bad woke.
Mantis_TobogganFuckerberg should just send that Muskrat a poop emoji.
We should just start inciting for them to have a no-holds-bar, hell-in-a-cell, ladder, hardcore cage fight to the death. Then, when its over, we just don’t open the cage.
stevedidWHATI think we should start putting our money where our mouths are and start eating these people and their businesses
Putting our mouths where their money is? No, I don’t like that after all…
You’d probably catch a buzz at least if you could get over the stds
If we don’t open the cage, how do we let the lions in?
They can stay in their habitats; no need to bring in wildlife.
If they’ve grown up in captivity, we can just do an intermission where someone throws a cardboard box in their enclosures and livestream it. It’ll be a hit!
Where is my cage fight?
let them fight
KSP AtlasLet it die
Is anyone surprised Musk is throwing another hissy fit?
██████████Mastodon is goin end up with a Zuk
DuckefZucks hair looks like those tiktok vids of guys who’s baber fucked their haircut up.
How preposterous, Human Man Zuckerberg has a completely normal and decidedly regular keratin growth styling!
Can’t they just fist-fight each other and disappoint all of the viewers already?
🏳️⚧️Reepus🏳️⚧️Isnt threads just lemmyverse code?