Gavin WintersI’ve always liked the design of the Rani’s TARDIS interior. Those two silver rings on the console that fluctuate when in flight is such a simple but convincing practical effect. #DoctorWho
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
“Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.” #DoctorWho
The Two Doctors: one last hurrah for the second Doctor and Jamie? Ah, why the hell not. Yeah, so they both look older. Yeah, the console is wrong and the continuity’s messed up (leading to the whole season 6b thing) but it’s still a huge joy to see them again. #DoctorWho
Troughton and Hines slip back into their roles easily, despite some awkward bits where their characters have been altered to fit the mid-80s style - the Doctor criticising Jamie’s accent (total opposite of The Faceless Ones) and Jamie actually stabbing with his knife. #DoctorWho
Likewise Colin continuously snapping at Peri for her Americanisms is getting a bit tiresome. What on Earth is supposed to be wrong with the perfectly normal (and universally used) term “framed”?? #DoctorWho
Um… why exactly does Jamie degenerate into a growling, shuffling zombie lurking in the space station’s infrastructure? #DoctorWho
Plenty of violent deaths in this story, but Shockeye murdering Oscar seems the most misjudged.
And to make things worse, after their initial reaction the extras playing customers in the restaurant go back to acting like nothing has happened. #DoctorWho
Never noticed before that the 10th (14th?) Doctor crosses his own timeline to make a cameo in the restaurant scene… #DoctorWho
Timelash: oh dear. 😬 Okay… maybe not quite as bad as it’s reputation, but still the worst of this season. Lots of clunky dialogue and painfully obvious exposition.
And the Doctor and Peri’s relationship has taken a backward step to Twin Dilemma levels of snappiness. #DoctorWho
Paul Darrow gives one of the most preposterous performances in the entire history of #DoctorWho. Equal parts appalling and hilarious. Really needs a hunchback or a cape or an eyepatch as the finishing touch.
Still, at least he’s having fun. I’m glad someone is!
The makeup for the Borad is one of the few positive elements, which still stands up against anything you’d see today.
And they show great restraint in holding back the full reveal for as long as they do. #DoctorWho
I quite like Herbert too, and how he provides some funny moments where he’s oblivious to how much he’s irritating the Doctor. I was convinced at the time he was going to be a new companion! #DoctorWho
Every time I see the blue-faced androids they remind me of how we were all trying to do those robotic dancing/movements in the 80s. #DoctorWho
The ending’s bloody awful though. After the total cop-out of “I’ll explain one day” as to how they survived the missile, the Doctor then lambasts the Borad for his “grotesque, ugly excuse for a body”. (Lovely message to send the kids who are watching, Doctor. 😐 )
And then he says that if Peri doesn’t scream when she sees the Borad’s face, he’ll consent to their marriage (!?!)
Jesus Christ, was this written in the 1950s?? Right, we need the Daleks as a palate cleanser after that! #DoctorWho
Revelation Of The Daleks: one of Colin’s top stories. Eric Saward does a decent job of channeling Robert Holmes, with plenty of gothic atmosphere, effective world-building, and of course everyone’s paired up in ‘double-acts’. Graeme Harper’s direction is top-notch too. #DoctorWho
Although it would be nice if Saward was actually interested in having the Doctor star in his own show. Once again it takes until nearly halfway through before he and Peri join the main story. Can’t the TARDIS ever land closer to the action? #DoctorWho
The nightmarish image of Stengos - a barely human, mutated lump of flesh growing inside a glass Dalek is a memorable one. I think even the modern series would balk at this as being a bit too much for kids. #DoctorWho
Bit unfortunate that we had two stories in a row where the villain is killed… only for it to be revealed that it was just a decoy clone and he’s really still around.
I love the black humour of Davros’ fingers scattered on the ground after his hand is shot off! #DoctorWho
Where? Where, damnit! I could tell it was somewhere beginning with ‘B’, and after the long wait for the next season I was very disappointed to discover I was apparently wrong… #DoctorWho
The powers-that-be have now forced me to pause this #DoctorWho rewatch for a hiatus of eighteen… hours.
Please do not release an ill-advised charity single to try to make me continue sooner, thanks.
The Mysterious Planet: I love Trial Of A Time Lord, in all its mad bonkers glory. That opening model shot is still impressive, and canny old JNT made damn sure they got their money’s worth from it as the season progresses. #DoctorWho
Robert Holmes may be past his best at the point (and recycling bits from The Krotons, amongst others) but this is still good stuff. Glitz is probably the last great character he contributes to the show. #DoctorWho
Colin’s blustering, indignant, theatrical Doctor is a perfect fit for the courtroom scenes. Whatever you think of those bits (and I know some really don’t like them), try to imagine literally any other Doctor there. They wouldn’t be half as funny or entertaining. #DoctorWho
The Time Lords are comically inept at covering up their dirty secret. Why include footage of Glitz saying:
“The Sleepers found a way into the… BLEEP! BLEEP! …the biggest repository of knowledge in the universe!”
If that wasn’t obvious enough, you can lipread him! 😆#DoctorWho
CLIFFHANGER ZOOM INTO DOCTOR’S FACE!
(We’ll be seeing quite a few of those…) #DoctorWho
Mindwarp: this has a very grim and doom-laden feel throughout. The set design, the music, the lighting, all help to make Thoros Beta the most oppressive and gloomy setting for a story in quite a while. Nice FX work on making the exterior look properly alien too. #DoctorWho
It’s silly, but I do like the *absolute* childishness of the Doctor continuing to call the Valeyard the brickyard, knacker’s yard, etc, until the Inquisitor tells him off like a naughty schoolboy. 😄 #DoctorWho
Brian Blessed is hilarious as Yrcanos. Not so much chewing the scenery as devouring the sets, the cameras, the studio, the other actors… #DoctorWho
The flaw of course, is the lack of clarity over what’s happened to the Doctor. Affected by Crozier’s machine? Playing along as a ruse? Faked Matrix evidence? Or a mix of all three? By all accounts Colin wasn’t properly informed which it was, never mind the viewers. #DoctorWho
And just as the Sixth Doctor was calming down too. After a terrible start in Twin Dilemma, gradually becoming less acerbic in season 22, then finally having a decent relationship with Peri, they throw this massive spanner in and make him (apparently) a monster. Sigh. #DoctorWho
Even knowing how they’ll backtrack over it in a few weeks, the ending is still incredible and packs a hell of a punch, plus it gives Nicola Bryant some of the best material she’s had to work with.
Kind of glad they did change it though, and it wasn’t Peri’s final end. #DoctorWho
Terror Of The Vervoids: an awkward debut for Mel, just suddenly there with no proper intro, with a character who’s little more than “fitness fanatic”. And Pip & Jane’s ludicrous dialogue doesn’t help.
On the plus side, they did write this season’s best cliffhangers. #DoctorWho
The dirty towels on the spaceship are *pulverised*, in a massive machine, and ejected into space??
Don’t they have washing machines in the 30th century? #DoctorWho
Very few Sixth Doctor stories don’t feature or mention some “old acquaintance” of the Doctor. Here we get two - the Commodore and the investigator Hallett. The little we see of Hallett doesn’t really fit the Doctor’s description of him as some outrageous maverick. #DoctorWho
The fake Mogarian not using his translator is childishly obvious. Probably only there in fact to make kids feel clever by spotting it.
At least the Valeyard’s repetition of the words “arbitrary course” is slightly subtler and easy to miss. #DoctorWho
Lasky and Mel having a good old natter while the Doctor frustratedly fails to join in and show off his knowledge is very funny. The Sixth Doctor really needed FAR more scenes like that - puncture his pomposity and he’d be much more likeable as a result. #DoctorWho
You have to marvel at how the designers of the Vervoids have somehow managed to make them look like ALL the naughty bits simultaneously… #DoctorWho
“…and that concludes the evidence for the defence, in which I committed genocide against an entire species.”
“You did WHAT!”
“Oh bugger…”
The Ultimate Foe: for a story half-written by #DoctorWho’s most revered writer (Holmes) and half by its most reviled (the Bakers), with the differing styles being clear, this ends up working incredibly well.
And given all that was happening behind the scenes, miraculously well.
The way that the revelation of the Valeyard’s true nature is delivered as a casual aside by the Master means that the first time you hear it you have the same reaction as the Doctor: “Did he say what I think he just said?!?” #DoctorWho
These are the best ever Matrix scenes, with the creepy Victorian setting overdubbed with ghostly music, voices and laughter.
Shame Mel’s still not written very well, and as this was recorded first, Bonnie’s still finding her way and playing it very theatrically. #DoctorWho
(Me watching this in 1986)
“What’s that weird stuff behind him, if he’s in his TARDIS?”
(Me watching this in 2023)
“Oh, he’s got a funky Zoom background.”
Is the trial being broadcast on live TV? Hence the report of Gallifrey “descending into chaos” and the High Council being deposed immediately after their crimes have been exposed.
Maybe Runcible survived The Deadly Assassin after all… #DoctorWho
And that’s it. A sad ending for Colin, who’s run was plagued with problems and setbacks throughout, but struggled on regardless. Never mind Col, Big Finish beckons!
“Carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice…” #DoctorWho
Time And The Rani: yikes. Well, on the positive side, it’s a slightly better debut than The Twin Dilemma. But still, the “pantomime” criticisms are not unfounded. Too much clowning, too much pratfalling, too much of Mel bloody screaming while rooted to the spot. 🙄 #DoctorWho
The early-CGI title sequence might seem a bit dated now, but I think it should be commended for trying something a bit different from the standard ‘flying through time vortex/starfield’ format that all the others broadly fall into. #DoctorWho
It’s weird how Sylvester somehow manages to pull off ‘that’ outfit better than Colin did. No easy task! #DoctorWho
That idea they had of getting the Seventh Doctor to jumble up famous phrases as part of his new character starts to get old reeeeeallly fast. 🙄 At least it’s dropped pretty soon. #DoctorWho
There was a real sense at this point of #DoctorWho now being completely out of touch, both with its own fans and the general TV audience. Stuck in a niche of JNT campness.
Thankfully Andrew Cartmel has arrived to start dragging it back down to Earth (literally and figuratively).
For no particular reason, here’s a photo from this story that you might like to see. #DoctorWho
Andy Mackay@gavinwinters best alt text of the day
Paradise Towers: this is like a strange hybrid of JNT’s camper vision of #DoctorWho and the influences Cartmel was trying to bring in - e.g. contemporary sci-fi novels and comic books.
And its style has echoes in the modern series. A clear ancestor of episodes like Gridlock.
What lets down so much of this season is the design work. So many props and sets have a cheap, plasticky, artificial look to them that makes everything seem like a CBBC production. It’s hard to see past that to the interesting story ideas underneath. #DoctorWho
Richard Briers also seems to think he’s in a production aimed at very young kids, especially once he becomes zombified in part four.
McCoy on the other hand has improved a lot from the previous story and is now playing the Doctor as he will for the rest of his run. #DoctorWho
I like all the effort that went into working out the Kangs lingo - carrydoors and brainquarters and so on, which all makes perfect sense as well as giving a clear impression of how they’ve grown up in this self-contained world. #DoctorWho
I can never decide if the bit where the Doctor escapes by quoting the rule book at the caretakers is either a genius bit of Doctorishness (especially suited to the Seventh)… or too silly for words! #DoctorWho
And finally, a very controversial #DoctorWho opinion… Blue Kangs are best!
Delta And The Bannermen: probably the best of season 24, a rip-roaring fun little adventure that zips along at a very modern pace. Seven’s era has fully arrived now. You can imagine Colin in Time And The Rani… possibly in Paradise Towers, but this is the Real McCoy.🙂 #DoctorWho
Does the TARDIS really need to pass through a toll port in space and pay a fee? Couldn’t it just, you know… dematerialise? 🤷🏻♂️
In fact you’d think most regular spaceships could avoid it too. They don’t really dwell on the logic of how they’d enforce the rule! #DoctorWho
The love triangle between Ray, Billy and Delta is sketched in very quickly and economically, so you know where you are with all three characters after just a few brief scenes in episode one. #DoctorWho
The bounty hunter guy knowing who the Doctor is is like the last lingering element of the previous era, where absolutely bloody everybody knew of the Time Lords and Gallifrey, making for a very small and cramped universe. #DoctorWho
Juicy Cake Of Figs@gavinwinters Oh, the former.