Vengeance On Varos: finally, a decent story for Colin, although not without its flaws.

Sil is one of the best original monster creations of the decade. He has that ‘kids-imitating-his-voice-in-the-school-playground’ factor not seen since the Daleks. #DoctorWho

Like many stories of this period, the TARDIS takes just too bloody long to get there and get the Doctor involved in the action.

And while he’s calmed down a lot, there’s still the issue of how he treats Peri. Why the hell does she want to keep travelling with him? #DoctorWho

Is the Doctor too violent here? You could argue the laser that kills the guard was set up as a warning, and he didn’t intend to kill him. And the infamous acid bath scene is clearly an accident.

But he then blatantly kills the bad guys at the end with poison vines…🤷🏻‍♂️ #DoctorWho

So the story is kind of trying to have its cake and eat it with the subject of violence. Criticising the idea of people watching it while simultaneously indulging in it.

The meta-commentary by Arak and Etta is a highlight of the story though. #DoctorWho

So the Master dresses as a scarecrow and stands in a field like a twat, just to wait for the Doctor so he can gawp at him as he goes past?

He’s not quite right in the head, is he? #DoctorWho

I like how the Rani is basically just annoyed at being caught up in the Doctor and the Master’s feud and sees them both as irritating idiots.

And her kneeing the Master in the bollocks will never not be one of the funniest things ever to happen in #DoctorWho

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

“Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.” #DoctorWho

Plenty of violent deaths in this story, but Shockeye murdering Oscar seems the most misjudged.

And to make things worse, after their initial reaction the extras playing customers in the restaurant go back to acting like nothing has happened. #DoctorWho

Timelash: oh dear. 😬 Okay… maybe not quite as bad as it’s reputation, but still the worst of this season. Lots of clunky dialogue and painfully obvious exposition.

And the Doctor and Peri’s relationship has taken a backward step to Twin Dilemma levels of snappiness. #DoctorWho

Paul Darrow gives one of the most preposterous performances in the entire history of #DoctorWho. Equal parts appalling and hilarious. Really needs a hunchback or a cape or an eyepatch as the finishing touch.

Still, at least he’s having fun. I’m glad someone is!

The makeup for the Borad is one of the few positive elements, which still stands up against anything you’d see today.

And they show great restraint in holding back the full reveal for as long as they do. #DoctorWho

The ending’s bloody awful though. After the total cop-out of “I’ll explain one day” as to how they survived the missile, the Doctor then lambasts the Borad for his “grotesque, ugly excuse for a body”. (Lovely message to send the kids who are watching, Doctor. 😐 )

And then he says that if Peri doesn’t scream when she sees the Borad’s face, he’ll consent to their marriage (!?!)

Jesus Christ, was this written in the 1950s?? Right, we need the Daleks as a palate cleanser after that! #DoctorWho

Bit unfortunate that we had two stories in a row where the villain is killed… only for it to be revealed that it was just a decoy clone and he’s really still around.

I love the black humour of Davros’ fingers scattered on the ground after his hand is shot off! #DoctorWho

The powers-that-be have now forced me to pause this #DoctorWho rewatch for a hiatus of eighteen… hours.

Please do not release an ill-advised charity single to try to make me continue sooner, thanks.

The Time Lords are comically inept at covering up their dirty secret. Why include footage of Glitz saying:

“The Sleepers found a way into the… BLEEP! BLEEP! …the biggest repository of knowledge in the universe!”

If that wasn’t obvious enough, you can lipread him! 😆#DoctorWho

CLIFFHANGER ZOOM INTO DOCTOR’S FACE!

(We’ll be seeing quite a few of those…) #DoctorWho