Holy shit, the travel book I'm reading is full of rubbish about the dissolution of the monasteries:
1. that was written by someone who touts their masters degree in "medieval history" (although iirc they studied "medieval" literary fiction) and
2. evidenced with an unsourced claim "Historians have noted that" [blah decontextualised blah] and
3. concludes "Almost overnight, the poor had lost one of their primary means of support", lmao. Where do we think the resources those monks were spending on "the poor" came from? Did all that gold-plating on the monks' books descend as manna from heaven? Were their enormous luxury stone homes paid for with prayer? Were their extensive land-holdings previously Terra Nullius with a mysterious absence of resident peasants? Perhaps the monks' unusually calorific diets grew miraculously on their plates without peasant farmers or taxes? Those lazy poors, eh, living off "alms" from the richest institution on earth... that stole all its resources from those same poors... who then had a tiny percentage of their own resources returned to them as "alms" from the resource-hoarding church. Or were all those hoarded resources acquired and retained by the Church using centuries of genocidal violence? I mean, even someone unwilling to check their assumptions could probably guess the answers here.

And this was after many pages of C19th originated nonsense about the Catholic Church, based in Rome, supposedly incorporating lots of Pagan English religion into Catholicism, lmao, no, that didn't happen and Catholics even wiped out rival forms of native Christianity fgs.

Gonna need churnalists who're too lazy to do basic research to stop publishing their brain farts.

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P.S. I bet the author turns out to be a New Age loon. Can't wait to read on and find out. 100% chance the word "druid" will appear before the end of the book.

I decided to name author Gail Simmons and her extremely bad book Between the Chalk and the Sea, about a walk across southern England, because of her constant errors (from after pg56 which caused this thread):

pg64 "Christians, quick to embrace pagan rituals to placate the incumbent population" - no, lmao, definitely not in the British Isles;

pg68 "Early Christian writers, keen to appropriate popular pagan traditions transformed him [a "god" Lugh she claims is "Celtic"] into the Archangel Michael" - also no, Christianity inherited Michael from some forms of apocalyptic Judaism, and he's mentioned in two different books of the Christian new testament;

pg68 "in Ireland, where Lugh was strongest [citation needed], he metamorphosed into the leprechaun of Irish folklore" - lmao, presumably sourced from some Victorian antiquarian who'd huffed too much Celtic Twilight.

pg93 Mention of "Druids", as I predicted, but the modern type so she managed to get her factette correct (the pagan sort do sometimes "revere" yew trees*)

pg94 cba to type out a quote but there's a whole horrifying scene where she visits a village churchyard during a funeral (presumably held under covid protections that restricted the number of people attending) and tries to engage the gravedigger in conversation then, because he's short with her, she concludes he's an archetypal strong, silent, son of the soil rather than an acquaintance of the deceased who wishes she'd shut up and go away and take her increased risk of infection with her.

pg113 Even her editor didn't read this rubbish: "It's said that a holloway sinks by one metre every 300 years, so by that reckoning this one was nearly 1,000 years old, fitting perfectly with the Roman occupation of Britain from AD 43 to 410." Lmao, Gail Simmons believes she lives somewhere between 1043 and 1410 CE.

So, in conclusion, this is badly written in style, the content is nonsense, and the person who wrote it decided to go for a long linear walk with multiple overnight stays in the worst part of a pandemic.

* One of the few religious impulses I understand is feeling reverence towards a living being that's 1000+ years old.

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I'm being informed that Brexit wasn't caused by decades of anti-EU propaganda in right-wing anglophone media, no, Brexit was caused by... Henry VIII and the dissolution of the monasteries in the 1530s! According to Gail Simmons in Between the Chalk and the Sea anyway, lmao:

"The 1534 Act of Supremacy, when Henry VIII formally broke with Rome, shook the foundations of the country like an earthquake. Five hundred years on and its tremors still reverberate as we again turn our backs on Europe, repeating those centuries old debates over identity and sovereignty."

Fortunately those pillars of the EU that are secular France and Lutheran Germany were uneffected due to them never having detached their states from Rome, lmao, and them not having debatable identities... wait, the Bretons, Basques, Occitans, Swiss, Kölsch-speakers, Platt-speakers, Swabians, and Bavarians have entered the chat....

Honestly, according to Gail "three weapons... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope" Simmons everything bad was caused by the dissolution of the monasteries in the 1530s. I can't convey in short quotes how bizarre the takes in this book are.

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1. Geology. Simmons could've spent a couple of minutes checking and discovered that there are several well-known "soft" stones such as soapstone, slate, serpentine, etc but she chose not to: "Like its limestone cousins - marble included - it is the only rock that can be scored with a butterknife". No.

2. History. Simmons prides herself on her travel journalism from the "Middle East", meanwhile back in England the self-described "medievalist" says: "The pond [where a broken axehead was found] was quite close to the present church, so this fitted with the theory that Christian sites appropriated pagan ones to smooth the transition between religious belief systems." Erm, like in Jerusalem? Smooooooth! Or genocidal. One of those. Also, not true that Christian sites appropriated Pagan places except occasionally in urban areas where space was limited.

3. History. Simmons mourns the loss that the Cluniac monastery in Lewes that she claims was "the heart and soul of the town" before the dissolution of the monasteries when in 1537 the 24 monks, who offered the town their thoughts and prayers, were supported by over 22,000 acres of land in Sussex (and more elsewhere so about 1,000 acres per monk). The land had been partially cleared of local peasants, who were replaced by sheep, and was run by unpaid servants known as lay brothers. I suppose unpaid servant was a step up for a starving landless unmarried male peasant, but I wonder where the women went....

4. Gibberish. As I mentioned before, this was clearly not read by an editor and is relentless nonsense, e.g.: "It had been a dry winter so far. In wet weather, travellers followed the ridgeway on the top, avoiding the boggy bottom of the valley. So that's what I would do also." Wet is dry and dry is wet, apparently.

5. History. Simmons describes the Christian crusades as: "the series of religious wars involving Christians and Muslims between 1096 and 1291. One of the Christians' avowed aims was to protect pilgrims travelling to the Holy Land" and one of their aims was large scale genocidal land-theft. Also Louis IX of France figure-headed crusades against the Holy Roman Empire, the Balts, and Tunis, amongst others, even within Simmons' chosen period which conveniently excludes the most embarrassing genocidal xtian on xtian crusades that occurred later.

6. Dis/Ablism. And lastly, on page 323 of 324, we discover illness and disability don't exist in Simmons world, even during a pandemic: "We humans are made to walk, and if we continue walking we'll stay fit and agile into old age, as the many white haired people I met climbing the hills between Southampton and Canterbury proved." Selection bias much?

Don't read this book, obv. /end thread and onwards to more edifying and entertaining reading

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