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Trammell Hudson@schratze based on childhood video games, i thought quicksand would be a more frequent hazard
दुःख блядь@schratze gonna print this and hang it up in the coffee corner in our little office on the cruise pier
@schratze I actually sent this to my boss two minutes ago
Andy@schratze This reminds me of a joke:
There is a river in Germany at the Dutch border with a bridge crossing it. On the riverbed, a Dutch dude bows down and tries to drink from the river. At the same time a German crosses the bridge with his dog and sees the Dutch trying to drink from the river.
He screams off the top of his lungs: "DON'T DRINK THAT! IT'S POISONOUS! YOU CAN'T DRINK THAT!"
The Dutch guy responds: "Hm? Ik begrijp jou niet."
The German dude: "Aahhh! Je moet met beide handen drinken! Je moet met beide handen drinken!"
Primo@G33KatWork @schratze good to know :)
GunChleoc@Primo @G33KatWork @schratze That joke should be the other way around. Us Germans don't speak Nederlands 🤣
WGAvanDijk@G33KatWork @schratze
Ooh, nice. I learned this joke when I was pre-teen, but the joke was from the other side, a Dutch person warning a German that the water was poisonous. It ended with "mit zwei Hände geht's schneller".
Ooh, nice. I learned this joke when I was pre-teen, but the joke was from the other side, a Dutch person warning a German that the water was poisonous. It ended with "mit zwei Hände geht's schneller".
Sven Holger Wolf 🌐🇪🇺🏳️🌈
Ingo Radatz
Oblomov@schratze I just realized that this can have two readings. One is: somebody hates Germans to the point of wanting them to sink in the quicksand. The other is: somebody hates everybody else so much that they want to keep them away by pretending there is quicksand when in fact there is not.
Marc Haber@Zugschlus @schratze given our stereotypes on the Germans, I would never expect reverse psychology to work with them.
Josh 
Montessori Space Programme 🛸@schratze I tried to convince my boss to set up one of these in the harbour
C.Suthorn 
Das ist ja so rücksichtsvoll, die nette Begrüßung auch in Australisch, Kanadisch und Afrikaans zu übersetzen.
Jan Eden@schratze Ts. "Willkommen" ist natürlich wieder falsch geschrieben.
Frank Küsel@schratze One is not like the others... 😁
Hazel@schratze what?
Herzlich wilkommen?
Herzlich wilkommen?
Androcat@schratze This needs updating.
In particular the top line should be brought into accordance with the bottom line.
In particular the top line should be brought into accordance with the bottom line.
Helen Fernanda@schratze Alemães entendem no mínimo inglês, mas a piada é boa. 🤣