This. Is. The Whitest Thing.

the creepy ken doll "love" interest is.. creepy. His makeup looks like an old skool mortician did it. I did like the woman "love" interest glitter makeup but that was 2 seconds.

these ppl are boring. this disgusting rich guy slumming it is weird. why did she go from the best "set designer ever" to being an assistant to an interior decorator? I like Elisabeth Röhm, & this dude sux, & they assaulted her?!

how come her boss's nose didn't bleed when she broke her nose? did the chick's friend who had to carry the heavy thing get paid for helping?? how come she worked in theatre/ballet but didn't know about this dude's patron of the arts fam? they specifically fund these sorts of things. do... a lot of greasy filthy rich guys go to bars in the middle of the night to get coffee to go?

also this took me 3 hours to get through. lol.

#QAKEpops #movies

Oh right uhhh 0 out of 1000 boarman and DEATH Hogfathers