An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised โ€œOh, out loud?โ€ right at the end.
@Chrishallbeck Iโ€™d pay good money for this
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Value for money, sure thing.
@Chrishallbeck Would the narrator be Percy Dovetonsils, Steven Toast or some other?

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Puts me in mind of the moment in one of the Pink Panther movies, where Peter Sellers' character is asked, "Do you know what time it is?", and he replies, "Yes," and continues on his way. ๐Ÿ‘ โŒ›

@Chrishallbeck The literary equivalent of the 4'33".
@mansr @Chrishallbeck 4'33" is great! I especially like William Marx' performance of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEFKFiXSx4
John Cage's 4'33"

A performance by William Marx of John Cage's 4'33.Filmed at McCallum Theatre, Palm Desert, CA.Composer John Adams wrote the following in The New York Times r...

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Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley, breathed by Stephen Fry. An Inaudible Original.
@Chrishallbeck I saw this boosted, thought of a witty(?) reply, then noticed that it was an old post and that I'd already made that reply.
@mansr Haha, thatโ€™s awesome ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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Just for comedy effect a muttered "I bet it's the butler" somewhere in the middle. It's a scifi space adventure.
@Chrishallbeck @Blyfh Sounds like that famous movie of Andy Warhol sleeping for 8 hours...
@Chrishallbeck a single 11 hour 53 minute long youtube video titled: <book title> asmr book reading 12 hours playlist
@Chrishallbeck Is that the audiobook of John Cageโ€™s autobiographyโ€ฆ?

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ASMR audiobooks ๐Ÿ˜

Sounds a bit like Weird Al's video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwz8xzvA1Bw

Weird Al Reacts to New Drake Video!

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@Chrishallbeck that's like a teaser trailer for the printed edition ๐Ÿ˜‚