my microwave has discovered the forbidden digits, please advise

@0xabad1dea I've seen your Zelda thread, you like figuring out languages, don't you?

Well, that seems like a worthy challenge for you. Good luck.

@0xabad1dea stop microwaving squid
@0xabad1dea I think your microwave and my washing machine might be in cahoots. What are they planning?
@0xabad1dea Please do not turn off your microwave while software update is in progress
@0xabad1dea it's counting in the second time dimension by accident because the clock is no longer orthogonal to our spacetime, this can happen sometimes when two timelines have merged and left a cosmic string crease right through this device, it should clear up in a day or two when the event reverberations have died down
@0xabad1dea At least it's a real VFD.
The VFD that isn't

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@0xabad1dea You're gonna need about 2 rolls of tin foil, a bottle of gorilla glue, 3 feathers and a bottle of apple juice.
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Does it have a STOP TIME button? If so, please don't touch it.
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Just in case you're in the market for a new one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS27feX8o0
The Antique Microwave Oven that's Better than Yours

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@0xabad1dea you need an old electronics tech and a young tech.