JakeJul 4, 2023
Low Quality Facts

Me: I went to the pet store to buy a frog but they tried to sell me a lizard instead.

The Supreme Court: Was the lizard gay?

Me: I have no idea, it was literally a reptile.

The Supreme Court: Thank you for bringing this to our attention, we will now make it illegal for gay people to vote.

Jul 3, 2023 at 9:38pmWeb
Show threadThreeOfUsJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts omg you are hilarious 😘
Show threadOtownKimJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Sounds about White
Show threadPetterOfCatsJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I feel like this will be a high quality fact soon, sadly.
Show threadSteve GisselbrechtJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
This is a fact of excessively high quality for this account, alas.
Show threadsOlOw-NHJul 3, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Reptile Brain Originalism

Well played Clarence!

Show threadApicultor 🐝Jul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Don't give them any more ideas! 😭
Show threadwauzJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Ok. So you need to show a medical certificate that you are depressive as a prove you are unhappy enough to vote?
Show threadNeonard LimoyJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts So long gay Bowser
Show threadKarl HabermasJul 3, 2023
@lowqualityfacts "Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court …
I saw Sarah Good with the Devil! I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil! I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!”
Show threadCoyotyJul 4, 2023
@habermas @lowqualityfacts
"An' ye shall hang with them, as ye were there to see them. The Devil be in yer details."
"But I-- That wasn't the point! 'Tis cruelty!"
"Ye haven't been paying attention. Cruelty IS the point!"
Show threadCanadian CroneJul 4, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Sums up the Supreme Court very well.
Show threadNoah CookJul 4, 2023

@lowqualityfacts Wait till they learn that some reptiles have sexual differentiation based on the temperature of the eggs at a key point in development, rather than by the presence or absence lf SRY genes. And amphibians...I mean some of them just excrete different gametes as needed.

Bdelloid rotifers have no need for men and never will, but I suspect that annelid worms are really gonna makes some people uncomfortable...

Show threadCoyotyJul 4, 2023
@UncivilServant @lowqualityfacts And wait until they learn men lose their Y chromosomes as they age, so they're slowly transitioning.
Show threadYeekasooseJul 27, 2023

@UncivilServant @lowqualityfacts

The Russians made being non binary illegal. So they're going to arrest worms next?

Show threadMarthaJul 4, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Once again NOT a low quality situation, although the frog wants to sue for species defamation
Show threadSometimesIGetBoredJul 27, 2023
@lowqualityfacts you're supposed to produce fake facts
Show threadYeekasooseJul 27, 2023

@SometimesIGetBored @lowqualityfacts

Yeah, this is an outrage! I want my money back!

Show threadftlJul 27, 2023

@lowqualityfacts I follow this account for fake facts, not for news

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