Me: I went to the pet store to buy a frog but they tried to sell me a lizard instead.

The Supreme Court: Was the lizard gay?

Me: I have no idea, it was literally a reptile.

The Supreme Court: Thank you for bringing this to our attention, we will now make it illegal for gay people to vote.

@lowqualityfacts Wait till they learn that some reptiles have sexual differentiation based on the temperature of the eggs at a key point in development, rather than by the presence or absence lf SRY genes. And amphibians...I mean some of them just excrete different gametes as needed.

Bdelloid rotifers have no need for men and never will, but I suspect that annelid worms are really gonna makes some people uncomfortable...

@UncivilServant @lowqualityfacts And wait until they learn men lose their Y chromosomes as they age, so they're slowly transitioning.

@UncivilServant @lowqualityfacts

The Russians made being non binary illegal. So they're going to arrest worms next?