Realized the last couple summers that I never sleep as well or as soundly as I do when I put on the air conditioning so the fun joke here is I CAN get a good night's sleep but I literally have to pay money every fucking time I do.

"But air conditioning feels so unNATural."

Okay, earthy weirdo who sounds like my mom who grew up without air conditioning so she didn't see how anybody else needed it even on 95-degree fucking Iowa summer days because nobody needs anything ever invented going back to the dawn of time and who also liked camping.

I'm not saying there is a pretty fat Venn diagram nexus of people who love camping and people who say shit like "air conditioning feels bad" but there probably is, right?
My friend Mike told me what "glamping" was the other week and described it as basically camping for bourgeois white people who don't like camping and, man, leave it to bourgeois white people to not see the OTHER option just sitting right fucking there.
@GrimmReality

Glamping is a good option when you want to go to a festival that is, effectively, camping-only but you hate camping.