Realized the last couple summers that I never sleep as well or as soundly as I do when I put on the air conditioning so the fun joke here is I CAN get a good night's sleep but I literally have to pay money every fucking time I do.
"But air conditioning feels so unNATural."
Okay, earthy weirdo who sounds like my mom who grew up without air conditioning so she didn't see how anybody else needed it even on 95-degree fucking Iowa summer days because nobody needs anything ever invented going back to the dawn of time and who also liked camping.
