To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we're now working on getting our users to move over to Mastodon and other competing social media platforms.

Our end goal is to have zero traffic on our servers.

Please be patient while we are DDoSing our servers.

#Twitter #ElonMusk

@twitter_very_official first principle thinking at it's best.

No traffic. No costs. No problems.

@twitter_very_official why didn't you guys make a techhub.social for the twitter check? I also appreciate this (Very) official news.

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Thanks for letting us know... 😂

@twitter_very_official @hymage Reminds me of some Italian railway engineers in the 90’s who said that trains would run perfectly on time, if it wasn’t for all those passengers.
@twitter_very_official Deliciously sardonic post, I approve. 👍
@twitter_very_official it’s a good joke stupid Elon M🤡🤬
@twitter_very_official It would be cheaper to pay the few users that you have. @FelonMusk

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#Elon is a genius when it comes to cutting costs on running Twitter.

Any chance the #RepublicanParty could consider doing something similar and get their supporters traffic down to zero?

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Seems like there are many former bird addicts here judging by the comments. 🤣

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Data scraping. Okay, but shouldn't there be an AI blurb included? 😉

@twitter_very_official thanks Twitter you always got my back (:
@twitter_very_official thanks Twitter you always got my back (:

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"Comedy is now legal on Mastodon" -- Elno Skum

@twitter_very_official LOL I bet he’s basking in the glory of the incoming gov bailout. The art of the grift is real.

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Sounds like insider trading Secrets being revealed..

Jamie

@twitter_very_official сукаржу!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@twitter_very_official good job, elon. Twitter must die )
@twitter_very_official да харош пиздеть внагляк! мозги вы ебете просто! ддос хуес.
@twitter_very_official you're getting there. Have faith.
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Верной дорогой идёте, товарищи!